Thursday, September 4, 2014

"Texas Rangers" and Its Place in Crappinema History

Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 2% rotten rating, but I can't say it was that bad.

Sure, it sucked monkey nuts and had some surprisingly boring shoot out scenes, and perhaps they overused the shit out of the traveling-montage-with-a-map-superimposed-technique, and maybe James Van Der Beek and Ashton Kutcher were boring and maybe it was all filmed on the cheap like some Hallmark Original Movie, but I'll tell you what-

It was never, ever as bad as "Jock of the Bushveldt."

Click to enlarge. "Texas Rangers" finds its place between "KAW!" and "Da Station."

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