Unleaded Plus
"Plus" = about .20 more just to feel like you're not poor
Batteries Plus
"Plus" = battery carriers? battery cases?
The real question is how the hell is this place still in business? Does anyone ever go to a store only for batteries? You can buy those shits at any convenience store, gas station, drug store... shit, I've got some batteries in my pocket right now. How many do you want?
Self Storage Plus
"Plus" = discreetly looking the other way when you haul in a bloody rolled up rug into your storage unit at 4:30 in the morning
A Plus
"Plus" = a shitter that doesn't flush with no toilet paper, so you're forced to wipe your ass with those blue paper towels you're supposed to use for windshields
Ice Crystals Plus
"Plus" = unmeltable pellets that stay in your driveway cracks until the end of time
Spectrum Plus
"Plus" = surprisingly, guacamole. Yum!
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