Friday, March 8, 2013

6 Lies Told By The Subway Nutrition Pamphlet


1) Subway doesn't usually serve philodendron leaves in their sandwiches. Well, maybe if they're out of lettuce.

2) Onions aren't in every single salad and sandwich. Unless that's what you want. Why do you like onions so much, by the way? Get away from me, Onion Lover.


3) Subway failed to mention the best "right choice," which is to not eat at Subway.

4) Middle column. They ran out of things to limit after oil because they just gotta have that double meat. Wink wink.




5) The 6" Turkey Breast is mistakenly under the heading "sandwich."

6) It turns out that Jared had never eaten the Italian B.M.T.® to lose the weight he lost back when he had lost some weight. He did, however, use it to prop open the door when the Dominos delivery guy would stop by to rub his shoulders. Nothing sexual or anything.


EADJ is proud to announce that the "6 Lies" series has been picked up by the Starz network for an original 14-episode season. Jay Baruchel, Blair Underwood, and Gemma Arterton have been in talks to star as the numbers "3," "4," and "6," respectively. Keep watching this space for the latest casting news! Starz. Taking You Places™.

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