In real life, I'm a pretty easygoing guy. My close friends are important to me, and because I care so deeply about them, any missteps or quirks that they have are happily ignored.
Such is the case with Tr______ _______ from ________. I knew Tr______ from _________ and haven't seen her in person in about, what, 25 years? Here was a recent wall post of hers that convinced me to sever all ties:
"Nobody puts babe in the corner?" What the fuck, Tr_____?!
If there is one thing I cannot abide, it's GETTING THE MOST FAMOUS QUOTE FROM A MOVIE WRONG. Fuck, especially if you pride yourself in knowing the script WORD FOR WORD.
GET THE QUOTE RIGHT, TR________!
And it's in A corner, you moron, not THE corner. For crying out loud, Tr_____. Goodbye forever.
(I replaced Tr_____'s profile photo with a shot of beef jerky to protect her identity.)
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