An IM Convo

I got this IM from Tom Weingard (note the shitty AT&T reception in fucking Manhattan):

 

Here's the link he sent.

 

I didn't get around to telling Tom that the Scott Peterson we do a bit about isn't the murdering Scott Peterson.

 

So for getting the wrong Peterson wrong twice removed– through no fault of his own because he's never met the non-short, non-fat (?), non-murderer Scott Peterson from Chicago– I think Tom should win some sort of award or something. Like the inverse of a Golden Mollusk Award.

So at the bottom of this page, we have bestowed upon him the first Kevlar Portuguese Man Of War Award, which at pawn shops can command an impressive $15. Congrats, Tom!