Friday, February 1, 2013

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Seed A Pomegranate



Pomegranates. They're delicious, but eating one can be a pretty messy task. The juice can stain your clothes and even your countertops. Here's a handy guide on how to de-seed this tasty fruit:

1. Cut off the crown of the pomegranate.




2. Slice the rind in several places.



3. Soak the pomegranate in water.




4. Break the pomegranate apart with your hands.



5. Remove the rind and membranes with a spoon or sieve.



6. Remove the seeds from the bowl. Drain the seeds with a collander, and pat dry with a cloth.




And speaking of patting dry with a cloth, if I ever pick you up after having washed the limo, sometimes I forget and leave the cloth I polished the windows with in the back. Please don't blow your nose into it- it's filthy and I'll have to wash your snot out of it. Have a safe weekend, kids.

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