The Unenthused CSI Lab Technician Kit by Toomy Toy is a great new way for kids who are fans of the "CSI" crime investigation TV franchise to practice being surly forensic lab technicians while the cool kids go run outside with guns and badges!
What better way for computer geeks, science fair geeks, and overweight kids to imagine themselves all grown up and doing the "shit work" of matching DNA from a hooker's missing toe to spattered blood on a district attorney's office wall!
Relive episode 5.3 of "CSI: Miami" where a faceless and soulless lab assistant tells David Caruso that the fingerprints on the stolen gun does NOT match those found on the glass shards in that dead bison's backside!
Have your kids deliver insipid lines like:
"I've swabbed the interior of the suspect's van and found no incendiary residue!"
"The crime scene was contaminated by curious campers, so we'll never get a clear boot print!"
"As a forensic pathologist, I can say with certainty that a bear did not decapitate the mayor!"
"I've cross-referenced the sweat from this headband with the DNA of every member of the state legislature. And nothing!"
"This is a rare breed of caterpillar found only in the southwest region of Jakarta... What can I say? I love bugs!"
The Unenthused CSI Lab Technician Kit will be on shelves early April, just in time for this year's Arbor Day!
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