Oh, Big Mac Snack Wrap,
I'm tired of arguing with you. We've had this back and forth for a while now, and you insist I try you because you're a new take on an old favorite, but I'm pretty sure you're going to be nasty. Can we just agree to disagree?
Sure, Big Mac Snack Wrap, you are a hip update to the classic Big Mac, but is that a good thing? What I'm wondering is, why are you trying to be something you're not? It betrays a lack of self confidence, and I think that's very unbecoming of you.
What, do you think there are hordes of young people out there who turn down a sandwich because they'd rather have a wrap? That the concept of a sandwich is somehow outdated? Just be yourself, for crying out loud. You look like some forty year old guy wearing a hoodie and listening to LMFAO; it's embarrassing.
On top of that, you're totally screwing up your song.
♪ Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a flour tortilla wrap?! ♫
That sucks. And you probably suck. Which is why you gotta stop advertising.
And don't let the success of Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza encourage you, either.
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