As Lobsterfest at Red Lobster continues, Red Lobster has recruited the help of PR giant Andrew Gall to detail the latest developments in lobster enjoyment:
Here are four new ways that you can now enjoy lobster at Lobsterfest® at Red Lobster Lobster Lobsterfest®!:
• Several lobsters appear on trays. 3 men dressed in zoot suits, but who are actually dishwashers, appear on the scene. They stand the lobsters up on their hind legs and clap their pinchers together, chanting “how’s your lobster now” in Cantonese. (The zoot suited men, not the lobsters). Just another way to enjoy Lobsterfest® at Red Lobster!
• Lobsters are presented. One lucky diner is chosen at random to “bless the lobsters” by spreading a stick of butter on them. Then, everyone licks the knife, and dining commences! Just another way to enjoy Lobsterfest® at Red Lobster!
• Parking attendants greet diners with, instead of a valet ticket, a lobsterticket, which is actually a valet ticket colored in red crayon and soaked in Mazola Oil. Just another way to enjoy Lobsterfest® at Red Lobster!
• As you sit down with your family, a single solitary lobster is presented. You are instructed to tie your lobster bib while the person to your right holds a lobster while telling family secrets. Only he or she who holds the lobster may speak. Once the lobster is passed to you, you are allowed 10 seconds to smack the person next to you in the head with the lobster in your hand. If the lobster explodes, you are forced to leave the restaurant. If it doesn’t, your whole family gets free rolls! Just another way to enjoy Lobsterfest® at Red Lobster!
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