Wednesday, March 3, 2010

DICK. WILL. BE. EATEN. BY. JOEL.




The trailer for "Clash of the Titans" has the least creative tagline that I've seen in a while:




Well, duh. Just shuffle the words of the title around, Mr. Copywriter. Lazy lazy.

Here are some other lazy taglines (feel free to play some over-wrought epic music whilst reading):

THE. JEDI. WILL. RETURN.

PELHAM 123. WILL. BE. TAKEN.

MISS. DAISY. WILL. BE. DRIVEN.

THE. TITANS. WILL. BE. REMEMBERED.

THE. RINGS. WILL. BE. LORDED. OVER.

A LOCKER. WILL. BE. HURT.

CONNECTICUT. WILL. UNDERGO. A. HAUNTING.

SOMETHING YOU DID LAST SUMMER. WILL BE KNOWN. BY. ME.


I don't really have a real ending to this article, so here's a miscaptioned New York Times photo that Bill Dow just sent me:


Fart casserole!

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