The trailer for "Clash of the Titans" has the least creative tagline that I've seen in a while:
Well, duh. Just shuffle the words of the title around, Mr. Copywriter. Lazy lazy.
Here are some other lazy taglines (feel free to play some over-wrought epic music whilst reading):
THE. JEDI. WILL. RETURN.
PELHAM 123. WILL. BE. TAKEN.
MISS. DAISY. WILL. BE. DRIVEN.
THE. TITANS. WILL. BE. REMEMBERED.
THE. RINGS. WILL. BE. LORDED. OVER.
A LOCKER. WILL. BE. HURT.
CONNECTICUT. WILL. UNDERGO. A. HAUNTING.
SOMETHING YOU DID LAST SUMMER. WILL BE KNOWN. BY. ME.
I don't really have a real ending to this article, so here's a miscaptioned New York Times photo that Bill Dow just sent me:
Fart casserole!
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