It's Time For "He Said, She Said, Mrs. Nakashima Said!"

Okay, here's how this new EADJ segment works. It's a lot like that new shitty NBC show "The Marriage Ref," but instead of scripted responses from celebrity judges, the verdict of who won an argument between two spouses is determined by the forged responses to a fictional Japanese woman whose photo I stole from a newspaper. Ready? Let's play!

The other month the Estoyes received this flyer from a local accountant:


The wife said she would never use that accountant because of his poor penmanship (see the scrawled address) and sloppy presentation.


The husband countered that this was proof of the CPA's frugality and even pointed out the "Christmas Card" postage that the accountant had repurposed to demonstrate his resourcefulness. The wife stated flatly that that was proof that the accountant was just SLACK.


And what does Mrs. Nakashima say on the matter?


"When a cherry blooms, the leaves often fall before their time. Accountant using Christmas stamp does show that he saves money. But United States Postal Service usually does not deliver a letter without the full address and should have returned it to the sender! Accountant risked wasting a First Class stamp just because he's too lazy or disorganized to fill out the full address. Also, a large mailing should have used the 'bulk mail' rate to really save the sender some money. Accountant gets points for mailing out so early before tax day, but his flyer is total crap. The wife wins this argument!"

(picks up a microphone)

♫ Strangers in the night...exchanging glances
Strangers in the night...what are the chances
We'd be sharing love...before the night was throuuuuuuugggghhhh...♫"


Motherfucker. Oh well. Mrs. Nakashima calls it like she sees it. FUCK!