It is today with sadness that we announce the end of the EADJ Off-Brand T.P. Roundup. For the last six months, we have been scouring public restrooms for new, unreviewed toilet paper but to no avail. It seems that in creating these round-ups the last several years, we have actually depleted the very resources we have been reviewing. One would think that in this economy, more restaurants, bars and whorehouses would resort to stocking off-brand tissue paper. But it's perhaps these trying economic conditions that have forced these mom-and-pop operations to close down (the toilet paper companies, not the whorehouses).
So we bid adieu to the EADJ Off-Brand T.P. Roundup. But as many of you readers know, retired segments rarely stay that way forever. Godspeed! :'(
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