Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Three Questions For The Free Credit Report Dude


1) Please stop.

2) Why is your shit so poorly lip synched every time?

3) Why are you happily singing about your current hopeless financial situation? Why don't you and your little buddies just have a regular gig somewhere, and that can be the steady job you have to start saving money, get out of debt and slowly but surely repair your credit rating? God, I sound like my Dad.

*Bonus Question: Are you actually having a relationship with this woman?


It's okay if you are.

BONUS Dumb YouTube Comment O' The Fortnight:


From the YouTube page featuring the Free Credit Report commercial at the Renaissance Fair, a comment by renandstumpd:

"OMG I saw jesus."

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