Work Solicitor Email Inbox Fail Time!

As some of you may know, this writer works in the advertising industry at an agency called Toucan Cleric's Fun. And every day, I receive countless spam emails from photographers, illustrators and Chris Brown from Get Reehl. Here are three of the most notable recent inbox entries:


"National Champaign for the National Guard." That is some atrocious spelling, even if you were going for the word 'champagne.' But maybe spellcheck thought Dave Nagel was talking about Champaign, Illinois. Whatever.



Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh. Wick Beavers. Huh huh huh huh huh.


"Hey, David?"
"Yeah?"
"About this expense report. You bought some photography?"
"That's right. I purchased couple of photos for an ad. Is there a problem?"
"Yeah...it says you bought some images from 'Minorpix' with your credit card."
"Right, so?"
"Special Agent O'Grady here would like to ask you a few questions about that."