(today's post has been submitted by guest EADJ writer Andrew Gall)
Porkchop Sandwiches!
Yay! This is Mister Cringerpants, the cutest kitty in the whole wide world. Tin pirate sign! I had it all!
Memememememe. Look at all your different colored hats!
Yay! Marshall's nuts were ultimately unsatisfying. You're not a pimp, dude! Snakes on a Plane, Vince! Body massage, body massage, body massage, body massage! Now it's time for cake!
Yay! Are you in the army? These beats are so fresh! Weird! Are you Buzz Lightyear? We're all dead, get the fuck out of here! And I say hey yay yay yay yay, hey yay yay. I say hey, what's goin' on? You're not my Dad!
Eat a dick, Joel!
(pictured above, a shopkeeper on Melrose tells J'Net it looks "great" on her.)
2 comments:
Viking quest stratosphere dong back at yaar I want to play unreal tournament Levert lately you've been acting like I smell like a zoo skittlebrau mr. bright brown got a new tattoo merkins stinkor uses his powerful scent to repel or destroy random meat taker beer goggles we teach tony little how dogballs busty cops cheesedick riot hey kid i'm a computer jamiaca man foots was nearly dead with laugh, a watching people throw shit through the light car box hot so cold don't give him the stick thanks random dude.
You win, Andrew.
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