The ProofrEADJer: Early September Edition

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Episode Summaries For This Week's Chicago ____________

Another week, another dump of public servant procedural programming by NBC. Here are the latest goings on of the fictional firemen, doctors and cops who proudly serve a real city:

Chicago Fire

Season 12, Episode 5: "Thus Spake SaraThrusta"

Captain Emberg loses his lower dentures while horsing around with Joey. Ladder 82 fights an out of control inferno affecting multiple buildings on Lake Shore Drive with the help of a truckload of Kool Aid Jammers. Sara's OnlyFans page is discovered, right before her performance review with the fire chief.

Chicago Med

Season 10, Episode 12: "The More You Know"

Dr. Carnegie and Wilhelm make a gentleman's agreement about the urinals. The Intensive Care night staff have a potluck. Nurse Hadley lets a patient die to make a point.

Chicago P.D.

Season 43, Episode 2: "Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha, and Miranda Rights"

Wilson, Dupri, and Sanchez escalate their circle game. A citywide ring of shoplifters is left alone after all the seized clothes they found were the wrong size. Tybalt shows his dong to the only witness to a murder.

A Bad Visual For a Bad Ad

Pictured below: a web banner for Banatrol (?!?!) where apparently a woman likes to sniff her fingers after having chronic diarrhea.

“Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and then I smell them like this!” - Mary Catherine Gallagher, SNL

This Week's Least Popular Hashtags on Xitter

Elon Musk's social media platform is now overrun by white supremacists, anti-democratic foreign troll farms and miserable far right shitposters. But there's also a dark side.

This platform is so overridden by negativity that certain hashtags have sharply fallen in usage. Here are some of them:

#diversity

#equity

#inclusion

#commonsense

#common_sense

#notbeingapieceofshitisagoodthing

#myfavoriteMayaAngelouquotes

#nosupportingourfuckingracistasspresident

#takingastepbackandthinkingaboutwhywomendontwanttofuckme

Good Financial Call.

You know, after careful consideration, I think my personal library could stand to break out of its rigid 'hardcover only' policy and accept the occasional paperback onto its shelves.

In this one case, at the very least.

Gettin Paid in 2025

Pictured below, former meme guy from 2010 parlays his internet fame into a suitable endorsement deal.

 

Get that bag, Antoine!