Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• Financial Wipe Out!

• Ozark except it's by Hulu

• Stinkbugs In The Kitchen

• Gossamer Pubes

• QVC Footage Dubbed Over By Jamaican Dudes

• Skank Detective!

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Woodworking: Only Boring To Pussies

• A Long Slideshow Of Just "Before" Weight Loss Photos

• Stupid Shark Tank: Only The Dumbest Ideas Get Funded (aka Shark Tank)

• Waxing That Ass: The Donkey Hair Removal Specialists

• Behind The Scenes at Fox News: How The Lying, Toxic Sausage Gets Made

• "Hulu: Why It's Not As Good A Streaming Service As Netflix." A Documentary By Netflix

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Some low octane, low performance comedy today:

Slapped!

Joel got slapped yesterday. By a dude.

The incident occurred at one of those places where you paint your own pottery. Joel took a blind date to All Fired Up in Santa Monica but began eyeing this dude's crotch at the next table. Cora Sampson, his date, never noticed, but the dude totally picked up on Joel's lustful glances. The fact that Joel painted "I WANT TO EAT YOUR DICK, RANDOM DUDE AT THE NEXT TABLE" on his vase wasn't very subtle, either.

So after about 45 minutes of enduring Joel's ogling and mooning, the dude plum got up and slapped Joel smack on the mug. What the fuck kind of sentence was that.

(pictured above, C-K graciously teaches barista skills to a group of people they're about to lay off)