A Tempting Scenario At The Supermarket

There, in the produce department. About crotch-height, a scale.

It's about 10:30pm, and hardly anybody else is in the supermarket. No security cameras in sight.

What to do… what to do...

Oh. Also the burning question, how many grams is my dick?

Get It Right! Clarification Corner 3

Get it right! Michael Cera is a comedic TV and movie actor known for his roles in Arrested Development and Superbad. John Cena is a 4-time World Champion professional wrestler for the WWE.


Michael Cera is known for his roles as goofy, awkward teenagers. John Cena is known for his signature "You Can't See Me!" taunt and his slogan "Word Life (???!??!?!?!?!?)."


Michael Cera has typically played opposite cute, quirky girls in movies that are SO INDIE, that their titles are HAND LETTERED. John Cena has occasionally been photographed doing some bizarro drunk shit with his girlfriend:



Michael Cera sang with Ellen Page in the movie Juno:


Uh, John Cena sometimes raps:




Last year, Michael Cera won a Canadian Comedy Award for Best Actor for Superbad. John Cena has often declared himself "The Doctor of Thuganomics."