Hey, Let's Say Goodbye To A Bunch of Stuff That Advertisers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye bye! Peace out! Bye bye!

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“The Difference Between Technology and Slavery is That Slaves Are Fully Aware That They Are Not Pathmark."

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Robert Ludlum Is Running Out Of Nouns

 

 Author Robert Ludlum has run into an enviable crisis: his Jason Bourne books (and movies) have gotten so popular that he has run out of nouns for book titles. After "Identity," "Supremacy," "Deception," "Sanction," "Ultimatum," and "Legacy," his noun well has run dry, and this could affect his 58 future releases.

 

Here now are the remaining possible titles that Ludlum has left to release:

The Bourne Inconvenience

The Bourne Umbrage

The Bourne Strategy

The Bourne Stratego

The Bourne Hasselhoff

The Bourne Syllabus

The Bourne Cypher

The Bourne Target Market

The Bourne Hasenpfeffer

The Bourne Baby Björn

The Bourne Shiwala

The Bourne Betrayall (different from "Betrayal" in that it has two l's)

The Bourne Noun

The Bourne Jeggings

The Bourne Status

The Bourne Thingy

The Bourne Crinoline

The Bourne Demitasse

The McBourne

The Bourne Hub (not to be confused with PornHub)

The Bourne Enruobeht (palindrome!)

The Bourne Candy Crush Saga

The Bourne Canker

The Bourne Summersquash

The Bourne Twihard

The Bourne Disestablishmentarianism

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Get It Right! Clarification Corner 3

Get it right! Michael Cera is a comedic TV and movie actor known for his roles in Arrested Development and Superbad. John Cena is a 4-time World Champion professional wrestler for the WWE.


Michael Cera is known for his roles as goofy, awkward teenagers. John Cena is known for his signature "You Can't See Me!" taunt and his slogan "Word Life (???!??!?!?!?!?)."


Michael Cera has typically played opposite cute, quirky girls in movies that are SO INDIE, that their titles are HAND LETTERED. John Cena has occasionally been photographed doing some bizarro drunk shit with his girlfriend:



Michael Cera sang with Ellen Page in the movie Juno:


Uh, John Cena sometimes raps:




Last year, Michael Cera won a Canadian Comedy Award for Best Actor for Superbad. John Cena has often declared himself "The Doctor of Thuganomics."