Spotted in Irvington, NJ

As I was running one morning, I spotted what I thought was a rat in an alley in Irvington.


Luckily, it was actually just someone's weave. Whew!

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto with The Weather.

Tonight's weather at Oak Ridge, LA:

89ºF, Mostly Cloudy,
Wind: N at 5 mph
Humidity: 58%

Uncle Roberto's Fun Fact: Most women don't like gin. Those who do are most likely hookers. So, careful.

Curlz My Lip.

(pictured above, a trip to the cookie aisle is ruined by Peter Krivkovich)

The Dick Thickens

Anyone who's ever met a Belgian knows that the Belgian people are an intense, singleminded people. So when the Belgian consulate in Washington D.C. announced that they were including Joel Eating Dick as part of the emblem of their national flag, you knew they weren't being facetious.

Political talk shows, most notably "Hardball" with Chris Matthews, thought the announcement was a ploy to curry favor with the United States through Joel eating dick. Bill O' Reilly even went so far as to call Joel "A dick-eating lapdog of the outdated Belgian monarchy." India thought the announcement was a ploy to curry flavor.

(pictured above, a chart)