Spotted at Subway

An in-store poster selling promotional cups for the live action version of "Moana": 

But notice: for Maui, they have a CG bird instead of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. WTH?

Did The Rock not agree to having his likeness on a Subway cup because it conflicted with his endorsement deals with every other food, beverage, snack, wireless and packaged goods brand out there?

Who knows. I ordered a water, btw

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of Mar. 7

The following hashtags are missing a nice home. Won't you include one of these in your racist tweets today? Thanks.

#haddaway

#smeagolsexsounds

#bingewatchingTheView

#sluttymuumuus

#bencarsonenergizingthebase

#takingBuzzfedseriously

#hypemanunderstudies

#cleaningmyballswiththeOlympictorch

#TwittersLeastUsedHashtagsismyfavoriteEADJsegment

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of August 13, 2014

Here is a hungry list of rarely used hashtags in the Twittersphere. "Hungry?!" I meant stupid.

#humbleselfie

#scrotaltattoo

#vaginaldepthmatters

#familymatters

#avalanchesharks

#freddurstrestaurant

#opencarrycompton

#sandwichartiste

#cummingfortomatoes

#barbaraboxerflingingpoo

#thatoldmeganfoxcharm

#curlzmtextraboldcondensed

#sincerefacebookbirthdaywishes

#enjoyingtotaleclipseoftheheartunironically