• That's not Natalie Merchant
• Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not Natalie Merchant
• Not that I care that much, but where is Natalie Merchant?
• Maybe her bandmates found her just as boring and bland as I do?
• Who is this new woman? And why did it have to be a woman?
• Why didn't they just hire a Filipino dude like Journey did?
• That's not Edie Brickell, is it?
• I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure they didn't create the Alternative Rock format. Pixies did.
• Does this new vocalist sound like Natalie Merchant, pronouncing all her vowels as As?
• If Natalie Merchant put on glasses, would she resemble Janeane Garofalo?
• What's on TV on Sunday, March 26 at 7:30pm?
