An Observation About a Local Church Bulletin

I looked in my church bulletin and have played enough Mortal Kombat to know that I'd have to beat the Catechetical Leader, the Bookkeeper, and both Permanent Deacons before I could defeat the Very Reverend Pastor/Prince Goro.

The ProofrEADJer:

You'd think the writers of Elektra would know how to spell her name.

You'd think the owners of Oreo cookies would know how to spell the name.

Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You: "Avalanche Sharks!"

Hot on the "success" of the Asylum's straight-to-video movie "Sharknado," some studio named Titan releases their own preposterous disaster movie with "Avalanche Sharks." It's interesting to note that Titan executives decided to abandon the shark/weather formula for a shark/natural disaster storyline. It's taking these type of wild risks that make a Hollywood studio so bleeding edge and a nurturing garden for originality.

Here's the trailer for the thing:



And once again, EADJ offers their tagline services for the movie poster:

Sharks!