Author Robert Ludlum has run into an enviable crisis: his Jason Bourne books (and movies) have gotten so popular that he has run out of nouns for book titles. After "Identity," "Supremacy," "Deception," "Sanction," "Ultimatum," and "Legacy," his noun well has run dry, and this could affect his 58 future releases.
Here now are the remaining possible titles that Ludlum has left to release:
The Bourne Inconvenience
The Bourne Umbrage
The Bourne Strategy
The Bourne Stratego
The Bourne Hasselhoff
The Bourne Syllabus
The Bourne Cypher
The Bourne Target Market
The Bourne Hasenpfeffer
The Bourne Baby Björn
The Bourne Shiwala
The Bourne Betrayall (different from "Betrayal" in that it has two l's)
The Bourne Noun
The Bourne Jeggings
The Bourne Status
The Bourne Thingy
The Bourne Crinoline
The Bourne Demitasse
The McBourne
The Bourne Hub (not to be confused with PornHub)
The Bourne Enruobeht (palindrome!)
The Bourne Candy Crush Saga
The Bourne Canker
The Bourne Summersquash
The Bourne Twihard
The Bourne Disestablishmentarianism
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