The Birth Of Jesus Is Indirectly Responsible For All Of This.

Take it up with Him.

Actually, I think I'll watch "A Very Merry Mix-Up," because I sort of hate myself today. Although not so much that I deserve a Mike "The Miz" Mizanin movie.

Let's Scuff Our New Dance Shoes All Over The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew Gall, a yearbook quote that will live forever.