Unintentional Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze

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Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

So You Want To Start Your Own Subway Franchise

Thank you for expressing interest in starting your own Subway franchise. Before we approve you, we have to ask the following questions:

• Do you know how to cook?
• No? That's okay. Do you know how to operate basic machinery?
• No? That's fine. Do you know how to wash your hands?
• No? Not mandatory. Do you know about the basic refrigeration of meat?
• No? That's cool. Do you know how to make a basic sandwich?
• No? Fine, we'll teach you. Do you have $20 to start a business?
• Yes? NOW we're getting somewhere! Welcome to the Subway family!