Upcoming Exhibitors at the 2025 Consumer Electronics Show in Van Nuys, CA

Electronics manufacturers are flocking to the Van Nuys Convention Center next week to show off their newest consumer products. Attendees have been lining up since last week in anticipation of these groundbreaking reveals. Here are a few of the showstopping new releases that have most people excited:

• A wire-free soup warmer you can wear as a hat

• Staple removers that can give you an orgasm, even if it's usually difficult for you to achieve one

• A very jealous voice assistant that constantly accuses you of loving Tanya more

• Efficient washing machines that run on clean energy and a small cup of your newborn's blood plasma

• A new Android app that absolutely refuses to chop your dick off, no matter how likely it seems

• A laminating machine designed for the home office that won't stop talking about Slow Horses spoilers

• Subscription based kevlar jackets

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Every few weeks, HBO Max renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• Dane Cook's Jokeless Comedy Workshop

• Dr. Quinn, Not On Your Insurance

• TODAY with Hoda and the new woman who's not Kathy Lee

• Jennifer Aniston Squinches Up Her Nose

• I Love The "I Love The" Shows

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And here are the shows and movies that HBO Max is taking off their lineup this month:

• The Amazing Race War

• Storage Worse

• Besame Street

• Crimea's Got Talent

• Human Centipede: The Animated Series

Huh?

Thanks, Reese's. I was getting sick of those meat-based peanut butter cups.