Jerald Johnson MAJOR UPDATE!!!!!!

EADJ has just learned that Jerald Johnson, the dude heavily documented in previous entries, has finally CONTACTED TOM WEINGARD!

The email reads as follows:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jerald Johnson
Date: Thu, May 8, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Subject: [techpro] Where are you
To: txxhpro@mail.msny.o
I'd like to add you to my travel network on WAYN

-Jerald

Here is the link: http://www.wayn.com/waynsplash.html?wci=register_details


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The repercussions of opening this line of communication have yet to be fathomed. Think tanks around the globe are discussing what Tom's next move should be.

No word yet on whether Tom has clicked on the link to add Jerald Johnson as a friend. Tom's only comment so far: "freaking great."

Stay tuned to EADJ in the coming hours for the latest Jerald Johnson developments.

Weekend update: Feeding frenzy--the dick that wasn’t there.

(As part of EADJ Guest Writer Week, today's entry has been submitted by Andrew Gall– for real this time)

This Sunday, per usual, Joel’s dick-eating knew no bounds. It started out innocently enough, with Joel gobbling a little Saturday morning meatstick in the shower, followed by a special late lunch smorgasbord of schlong at the Ivy, complete with a bevy of Cajun spices. Things took a turn for the worse, however, when Joel stepped out of his house for dinner. With seven dicks already under his ever-expanding belt, it seems as if Joel, in his haste to munch member, mistook a nearby street side sculpture of John Wayne as another cock to crunch. Chipping three of his front molars, Joel was rushed to Richard Haber, DDS, a top Santa Monica-area cosmetic dentist, to make things right again. Joel was then given a grape popsicle and sent home in one piece. Crisis averted.

(pictured above: Vince Soliven attempts to become less brown, fails.)