Upcoming Ice Cream Pop Flavors

Summer's just around the corner–like only 5 months away–so here's a sneak peak at the new flavors you'll be able to enjoy when the ice cream truck stops in your neighborhood:

• Anthony Weiner Push-Up

• The Domino's Pizza Calfrozone

• Raspberry Excuse

• Police Chocolate Profiling

• Frozen Mob Assets

• Pepe the Frog

• The SpaceX Exploding Rocket

• Flat Earth Ice Cream Disk

• Italian Ice Italian Ice Baby

• Unvaccinated Scooter Crunch

• Gisele Bündchen's $500 Fashionable Orange Creamsicle

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Describe The Premise of The BBC America Series "Orphan Black"

"Orphan Black?... Uh... Ah... Yeah, I loved that show... Ahh... shit... It's about.. uh, this girl named Sarah who discovers .. OUCH!... discovers other girls who look... GAH... exactly like her and... Like, uh... ah... can't breathe.... she assumes the identity of one of them... ah... ahh... uh... the... um, Elizabeth Childs, was her name, right?... Ah.... ah... and what's really interesting about the show is..." *shits himself*