Coming Soon To The EADJ Crappinema: "Route 30," starring Dana Delany

There are a lot of wacky subplots going on here involving eccentric locals. It might as well be "Northern Exposure: The Movie." I have lots of respect for Dana Delany as an actor, so this will only be more painful for me to watch her trudge through this "endearing" comedy. Who knows. Maybe this movie is actually great.

On the back, the production company Echo Bridge Home Entertainment has the slogan "The Entertainment Alternative For What The World Wants To See." Is this movie an alternative TO what the world wants to see? Or if the world DOES want to see it, why would there need to be an entertainment alternative? Is there no cursing in this movie? And why is a Bigfoot involved at all?

These and many other questions will be addressed in the next EADJ Crappinema. Now in IMAX 3-D Dolby Digital.

OMG! EADJ!

Of all the upcoming Super Bowl ads being leaked onto the net, the most surprising is a campaign that Ogilvy & Mather did for Twizzlers. It features Joel eating Twizzler after Twizzler to some music by The Killers. Then there's an art card at the end that says "Eat a Twizzler, Joel!™"

EADJ's lawyers have already contacted O&M New York to serve them a cease and desist letter. Meanwhile, Joel refuses to answer his door to any reporter or media outlet unless they have dick.

(pictured above, beloved Kentucky Derby winner Shaquille O' Neal was put down today after complications from a broken leg.)

**UPDATE** Sources close to Dean report that all of the Hyatt Place work done over the weekend has been brutally killed and that a new creative brief is to be rejiggered. Stay tuned for another briefing photo soon...