Sent: April 10, 2025
To: ALL_Company
Subject: Updated job numbers for timesheets
Hello team!
Since our billing system went tits up last week, we've had to rebuild the job folders and have applied new job numbers to both tasks you have going and new ones for this week. Regardless of status, please use these new job numbers moving forward:
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29771: Bitching about hybrid working
92104: Finding all your meeting invites in the SPAM folder
01186: Checking your balls for lumps in a meeting
64662: Checking your co-worker's breasts for lumps in a meeting
44057: Collating your elaborate Bachelorette Party invites that you printed on the company printer
34031: Gagging after smelling your own feet
62376: Surrendering to the bacchanal that is the Zoom call Happy Hour
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