"Okay, Mel, I'll see you later."
"Wait, where do you think you're going?"
"I just finished my shift, Dan. I'm clocking out."
"Uh, no Dan. I never said that."
"You did. Thursday, September 19, you said you'd work a double shift to make up for your absence on the 4th."
"No no no. I would've put that in the calendar weeks in advance. I have a..."
"You SAID you'd put it in the calendar, too, but I guess you forgot to. Still, you have to work this double since you promised. Better get those apps to tables 5 and 8."
"What is happening here? You're saying I verbally promised to work when I never do that? Then this calendar which clearly doesn't have me on after 6pm is wrong for the very first time?"
"Table 5 has the artichoke dip and 8 gets the chicken skewers. Chop chop."
(mutters) "This fucking place, man."
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