The following crowdfunding campaigns were the least successful this month:
• A high protein drink made exclusively of hangnails bitten off by nervous students
• A special edition "flip and fuck" for celibate people
• Specially angled square rigged sails that allow navigators of tall ships to FINALLY sail upwind at angles closer than 60 degrees
• Skateboards with sensors that warn you when cops, Karens or kids who can skate better than you are nearby
• The Gräfenberg spot cleaner
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