Thursday, June 20, 2024

Upcoming InfoWars Conspiracy Theories


Alex Jones's talented group of writers are always working on the next batshit crazy conspiracies to float into the InfoWars toilet bowl. Here are their latest new stories:

• Andersen Windows partners with CIA agents to spy on you after their bay window installations

• Joe Biden's handlers meet regularly to coordinate and manufacture his empathy, morality and sense of humor

• NO PULP orange juice is contaminated with trans baby stem cells

• Corporations get rid of toxic waste by hiding them inside all pride rainbow merchandise at Target

• Hillary Clinton has secretly been working as President behind the scenes since her birth in 1947

• No Kardashian really exists. They're all A.I. driven animations (okay, I believe that one)

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