"Goo goo fuck you."
"Well, Karla, I guess you reap what you sow... in bed."
"Can a Roomba do this?" *takes top off*
"A classic tale of Girl Meets Poi"
"Okay, okay, I confess, Christine. I'm a professional clown. I dress up goofy and spray people in the face with a fake flower. I wear comically oversized shoes and pretend to slip on banana peels that aren't there. I ride around with 60 other clowns in a Mazda Miata, and yes, I do throw pies in people's faces and yes, I can sculpt literally anything out of long, squeaky balloons, but I do know this... I know that I am falling in love with you."
"Well, call me a triceratops, because I'm definitely horny!"
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