It's picture time at school again. And this year, for only $5, you can digitally add a beautiful and exciting background to your school portrait! Failing that, you can choose one of these five. Here's what these background choices say about you as a person:
A) Greenery and concrete: You will do so poorly in school that you'll end up living under a bridge near the woods.
B) Vegas strip lights: Your future job: prostitute
C) Hazy woods: They will never find your body no matter how many times they comb the area.
D) Purple blurry background: Someone slipped you a mickey and your friends left already.
E) Boring, safe painted background: You are boring.
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