Friday, July 8, 2022

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs About Streaming Services


 People who have cu... ahh... cut cable may still be looking for... huff huff... live TV options. Live *gag* TV streaming *gasp* services are great because they... ahh... they... ouch. Dammit. They give you the ability to watch local and national... agh... news as well as live sports and events... Wait. Ouch ouch ow ow ow ow ow ow... All you need... oh God...  is a streaming device or smart TV. Try these services:


• Direct TV Stream

• Hulu Plus Live TV

• Oh Goddammit My Jaw

• Sling TV

• MOTHERFUCKER THIS HURTS

Whichever service you... gag... end up with, make sure... m... m... make sureyouhavefastenoughbroadband internetsomultiplepeoplecanwatchontheirowndevices... *neck snaps*

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