Questions To Ask The Attendants To The Self Checkout Registers at Newark Airport

• What's your job here, exactly?

• I mean, it's a job. I get it. But instead of ringing someone up, you just stand there and tell us what to do?

• You're just here to make sure I don't steal anything, right?

• Why the apron?

• Do you expect me to tip you for not doing a job you used to do, too?

• Couldn't you just sit in a chair for this job, too, instead of standing all day?

• How much for these mints? Oh wait. I'll just SCAN them myself.