Monday, November 8, 2021

Latest Alerts From Your Nest Detector


11/7/21      1:34pm      Checked status: OK

11/7/21      3:20pm      Detected movement in living room- probably rat or dog

11/7/21      4:10pm      Detected Toby taking another Toby dump

11/7/21      4:18pm      Detected that Toby did NOT flush; turned on fan

11/7/21      5:20pm      Smoke in kitchen- probably Gary trying to cook again

11/7/21      5:38pm      Detected argument between Toby and Gary

11/7/21      6:10pm      Heard loud slap

11/7/21      7:33pm      Heard "Levitating" by Dua Lipa (ft. Da Baby) upstairs

11/7/21      8:52pm      Heard "Levitating" by Dua Lipa (ft. Da Baby) upstairs

11/7/21      9:38pm      Heard "Levitating" by Dua Lipa (ft. Da Baby) upstairs

11/7/21      9:40pm      Turned off power to Amazon Echo upstairs. Jesus.

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