Wednesday, December 30, 2020

EADJ: Where Are They Now? Entry 3

Previous "Where Are They Now?" segments here and here.


Her star guest turn on Netflix's "Fuller House" turned Portabella Jerky into a household name among people with terrible TV tastes. She parlay her newfound fame into a hosting job at "Hollywood Insider" and on "New Zealand's Got Talent". She currently lives in Montana with her two husbands and three horses.


Few mystery novel lovers had heard of Hexchasty Buttons until last year. Now after topping the New York Times Bestseller Mystery Novel list for 30 consecutive weeks, it's hard not to come across the prolific but enigmatic writer's name. Buttons's novels are a throwback to classic Agatha Christie but with a new twist of social equality themes and 90's hip hop lingo. Rumor has it both Netflix and Hulu are interested in translating Buttons's novels into a miniseries, but Hexchasty has yet to return their calls.


"Immell Chippewa is not a name. It is a way of life." Such was our intro in May to the teachings, the simplicity, and the irresistible draw of Immell Chippewa's new age ministries. By promising an easier way to navigate through life's hardships, Immell Chippewa has shown us that if we drop all our troubles, give all of our money to him, and blindly follow his teachings, our lives will be simpler, happier, and more fulfilling, now that he will do all the thinking for us. ALL HAIL IMMELL CHIPPEWA!

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