Wednesday, May 6, 2020

More Items That Are Objectively Cuter Than Ariana Grande


Editor's Note: Before we begin this semi-regular segment, it must be said that we have nothing against Ariana Grande. She's a talented star who obviously has a gigantic, loyal following, so we wish her nothing but the best. It's just that she is not maybe THAT cute.

Pop phenom Ariana Grande prides herself on her vocal range and catchy songs, but it also seems she seeks to claim the crown as the Cutest Thing Ever in the Universe. We must respectfully disagree. Here now are a few more things that are inarguably cuter than she:


• Tapdancing cartoon dandelions

•  Two kittens curled up in an oven mitt

• Dollhouse tire swings

• Dachsund testicles

• When Adam West's Batman tries to talk but he's out of breath

• When small dwarf hands make the "fucking" gesture ðŸ‘‰ðŸ‘Œ

• Mogwais

• That look on a teenager's face when you steal his wallet

• A burro wearing a monocle

• Ben Stiller sleeping

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