Face it. Your acting career isn't taking off the way you imagined after moving to LA. You've been passed over for that tomato soup commercial that would've really put you on the map. So now what? How about getting into porn? You can land a pornstar job anywhere in the Valley within 15 minutes. Alls you need now is a pornstar name. Here are a few aliases that are available, but only because they're terrible. So help yourself (and then help yourself):
HER:
Unmitigata Gall
Halley Tosis
Helvetica Wide
Anal Adams
Hannah Lay
Maga Dipshit
HIM:
Partisan Gerrymandering
Brock Holeson
Pervert Hoover
Skeevie Ray Vaughn
Abdulling Banjos
Locke Herrupp
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