Wednesday, January 17, 2018

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Exfoliate Your Face


A good nightly exfoliating ritual can work wonders to retain the youth and beauty of your face. Here are a few steps to proper exfoliation:

1) Go outside with a mirror and examine your face for places where your complexion is especially dull, flaky or uneven. These are the places you should work on.

2) Twice a week before bedtime, splash warm water onto your skin and scrub gently in upward, circular motions.

3) Wash your face with warm water, then pat dry with a towel, Use a hydrating moisturizer or anti-aging serum before going to bed.

And speaking of anti-aging, look man, I get that if you're fifty and divorced or have a midlife crisis, you'll want to impress young girls in their twenties with a ride in a rented limo (mine!) and a night on the town. But please don't wear crap like Afflicted or Ed Hardy clothing. That's just embarrassing. Be safe, kids.

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