Monday, June 13, 2016
Here Are Your Timesheets For The Month of June
Sorry for the ALL AGENCY email, but I wanted to remind you that timesheets are due by end of day TODAY and we need all of you to submit yours before going to Wanda's goodbye party at The Hop after work.
Please take a few minutes to find your job numbers and fill out your weekly hours as usual. If you don't see your job numbers, call me or Dante at x.646 and we'll get you straightened out.
See you all at The Hop!
88359: Misquoting the Bible
52205: Looking for that goddamned bread twist-tie
17289: Resting your balls on the boss's stapler
81109: Not touching your Edible Arrangement yet for fear of looking like a pig
92044: Making a K-turn with the mail cart
61460: Getting Killswitch Engage confused with Stabbing Westward
91002: Cutting your hair and dyeing it in the bathroom to evade the Feds
20464: Giving/receiving a Purell enema
44339: Checking out your pussy in the elevator door reflection
72218: Finding someone who gets your "Where's the beef?" joke
83525: Explaining the "Grey's Anatomy" finale