As you all are painfully aware, Donovan quit last week. I do realize that it left the rest of us with pretty heavy workloads to make up for it, and I appreciate you all pitching in to help out.
That being said, the new assignments you took on have job numbers, meaning you have to fill in the appropriate hours so that we can bill the clients and get paid
33023 - Telling Donna "what's up"
91662a - Finding the goddamned White Out
91662b - Explaining to others what White Out is
055409 - Farting in the break room so that the burnt microwave popcorn hides the smell
47478 - Conference call with 98º's manager re: reunion tour
73700 - Wondering why they still keep reams of ledger paper around
29174 - Saying 'hey' to the boss in the bathroom even though you know he's taking a shit
88835 - Ordering breadsticks
18434 - Linking In with the cleaning lady
73737 - Imagining a ninja coming in to slaughter everyone in your status meeting
62406 - Forgetting you hit "print" on a 245-page Powerpoint
21282 - Opening the dirty bathroom door with your foot like a pussy
24042 - Longing for Rita even though she's engaged
38565 - Standing back and admiring your giant Skeletor made of Post-Its