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Got this piece of junk mail yesterday:

Although there is no Estoye University, if there were, here is the type of curriculum you could expect there:

• Earth Studies: Why S.H.I.E.L.D.'s 800-Ton Helicarrier Isn't As Green As They Say
• Econ 24: Why the Coinstar at the Supermarket is So Near the Lottery Machine
• Women's Studies 14: She-Ra, She Hulk and She Talks To Angels
• Hobbits 51: Hobbits, Hobbiton, Hobbitses and Hobbits
• Design 93: Why Trajan Pro Is A Worse Font Than Even Comic Sans
• Social Studies 300: How To Reconcile Your Love For Star Wars With Your Love For Star Trek
• French 6: Putain De Con De Pûte
• Seminar: How To Eat A Slice of Pizza Whilst Driving Stick in Cross Town Traffic
• Art 89: Why That Drawing of a Duck/Rabbit Is ALWAYS a Fucking Duck, Period
• Spanish 4: Introducton To French
• History 47: Dave Mustaine's Brief Stint As Lead Guitarist For Metallica (1981-82)
• Music 55: Why 95 South's "Whoot There It Is" Vs. DC Talk's "Whoomp! (There It Is)": Comparison and Contrast


Enrollment begins August 14, Never.