Can You See It?

Am I crazy, or does that railing spell the word "SHIT"?

The ProofrEADJer: Wrapping Up February Edition

If you can't see, this one reads: CREDENTAILS

Personalization

Got this piece of junk mail yesterday:

Although there is no Estoye University, if there were, here is the type of curriculum you could expect there:

• Earth Studies: Why S.H.I.E.L.D.'s 800-Ton Helicarrier Isn't As Green As They Say
• Econ 24: Why the Coinstar at the Supermarket is So Near the Lottery Machine
• Women's Studies 14: She-Ra, She Hulk and She Talks To Angels
• Hobbits 51: Hobbits, Hobbiton, Hobbitses and Hobbits
• Design 93: Why Trajan Pro Is A Worse Font Than Even Comic Sans
• Social Studies 300: How To Reconcile Your Love For Star Wars With Your Love For Star Trek
• French 6: Putain De Con De Pûte
• Seminar: How To Eat A Slice of Pizza Whilst Driving Stick in Cross Town Traffic
• Art 89: Why That Drawing of a Duck/Rabbit Is ALWAYS a Fucking Duck, Period
• Spanish 4: Introducton To French
• History 47: Dave Mustaine's Brief Stint As Lead Guitarist For Metallica (1981-82)
• Music 55: Why 95 South's "Whoot There It Is" Vs. DC Talk's "Whoomp! (There It Is)": Comparison and Contrast


Enrollment begins August 14, Never.

The EADJ Crapcade Review: 2Balls1Cup

Today we review the iPhone game 2Balls1Cup by Eyedip (iTunes link), makers of Pig Vomit, Bust Balls, and Dung Luck. I am not shitting you.

Yes, it's pretty hard not to download something named so similarly to a certain spectacular video (NSFW), especially when it's going for a mere 99¢. So download I did and started that bad boy up.



The instruction screen confirmed my suspicion that the developers were "with it" and didn't stumble upon the game title by accident:


They did, however, decide to go with a bunch of "balls" jokes instead of referencing one girl eating another girl's shit out a cup. Wise.


The in-game music was carnival-like and irritating. The animation of the cups shuffling was crude like a web banner.




I never got to Level 3, but it's safe to assume that it contains faster shitty shuffling graphics and more "balls" jokes. Still, overall, it's a far better game than Touchballs, so I'll award this game a solid D.

Meanwhile, During the Conference Call...