Instead, we're going to have two firsts here at EADJ Song Hate: the first holiday song, and the first song that most of you probably haven't heard before!
I think I may have found THE worst holiday song ever. "Christmas Is My Favorite Holiday" by King Virtue, as featured on the 2001 "This Is Christmas" compilation album:
This thing sucks on all cylinders: the melody is irritating and repetitive. The singers are TERRIBLE at hitting and sustaining some of the higher notes. The lyrics are trite and cliché, like 1st grader-level bad. And worst of all, you can't get that shit out of your head after listening. Man, fuck this song.
I have no idea who King Virtue is, but his YouTube profile links to some other terrible songs by him/them, along with a link to kingvirtue.com, which when you click on it doesn't show a musical act as much as a series of classroom teaching materials.(???!!?!?!!)
But back to the song.
No, fuck that. I hate that song. Instead, here's a photo of some repurposed porn:
String up King Virtue and his/their Holiday abortion of a song, fellas. In a market where being irritating is commonplace (see "Do You Hear What I Hear," "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," "The Little Drummer Boy," and "The Twelve Days Of Christmas," King Virtue has/have made a name for himself/themselves with this glittery yule log of a turd. NEVER AGAIN.
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