1) What are you doing at McDonald's?
2) Of all the things you could order at McDonald's why would you order a Filet-O-Fish®?
3) If you were somehow forced into ordering a Filet-O-Fish®, why in God's name would you want two of them?
4) Now that you have two Filet-O-Fishes®, are you going to actually sit there in public and eat both of those nasty fucking things?
5) Does all that tartar sauce make you feel like a porn star?
6) Did you ever notice that there is fucking CHEESE in those things? Great Shit.
7, 8) How do you feel after downing two Filet-O-Fish® sandwiches although you only paid for one? Do you feel like you got away with something, or do you feel like you're being punished for something?
9) On the back of your new receipt, is there yet another coupon for a free Filet-O-Fish® with a purchase of a Filet-O-Fish®?
10) Do you have $2?
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