1. The joyful affection between little girl and the young woman is faked.
2. They're not related. The young, thin woman has obviously never even given birth before.
3. The little girl is not actually a ballerina.
4. Not actually open from 10am to 6pm on Sunday. About around 5:45pm, Judy starts locking up the DSW entrance and declares that the mall is closed. Judy is usually in a hurry to get home to watch HBO's "Veep," starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
5. It's actually hard to "Shop Brilliantly" when stores like Sunglass Hut and Orange Julius are being run by kids who barely graduated high school.
6. If you follow Church Street to the end, you wind up in an old cotton field with a scarecrow in a turtleneck and overalls.
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